......talk about super late. Sorry. It didn't even occur to me to leave a note for you until I saw that my assignment did. D: But. It's here now. Hopefully you shall see it.

FIRST OFF. TY THANK YOU THANKS. I'm so excited to see what you write, whatever it might be. I've never done one of these before. (Actually, I'm doing two right now, I'm pretty psyched) so I'm bouncing already.

SO. Without further ado, slightly more specific thoughts:

( yaaaaaaaay fic! )

Title: 10 Ways Bret and Jemaine Try to Cool Down but Don’t Exactly Succeed
Fandom: Flight of the Conchords
Characters/Pairings: Bret/Jemaine
Rating: R for Dave and off-camera sexytiems
Summary: Bret buys ice cream and things snowball from there.
Author Notes: Written for conchords_slash 's summery challenge. I took the top ten prompt. I went a bit over the word count but I figure without the labels it'd be much closer to the right amount. I also challenged myself to a different tense than I usually use (present) and my first Dave. :D

And thank you to airspaniel  for betaing!

Title: Unfair (Chapter 2)
Fandom: Flight of the Conchords
Characters: Bret, Jemaine (Eventual Bret/Jemaine)
Rating: R for discussion, mostly
Author Notes: Sorry this took so long! This definitely took a turn for the crack-filled, though, so that's always fun...right?
Summary: The boys discuss Bret's walking in on Jemaine's special alone time.

Title: Unfair (Chapter 1)
Fandom: Flight of the Conchords
Characters: Bret, Jemaine (Eventual Bret/Jemaine)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Self-love!
Summary: Bret and Jemaine use the shower to warm up on a cold day.

( Bret knew that Jemaine was a deeply selfish person but he had hoped his friend wasn’t an all out sadist.  )

Please make suggestions for what you'd like to read! Characters, fandoms, real people, I'll try and do anything! I need ideas!